The parody from sarcasticgamer.com about that big ass table....imean the microsoft surface...it's not an iphone...take that apple.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Wii Fit Parody
yet another great parody from sarcasticgamer.com Here is a link to the main site. check out all of the parodies there. http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/
Thursday, April 3, 2008
ea boycot
So ve seen alot about the boycot of ea, i learned about it from sarcastic gamer podcast and it seems so legit. ea is full of crap, they make crappy games or good ones they stole or bought from other producers. its so gay. well go to sarcasticgamer.com, sign up and join the resistance.
This boycot is because ea is charging extra for guns in their new fps. They are, for the whole package with no additional guns, charging 60$ but if you want all the guns in the game they charge an extra 20$. They are just milking hardcore fans of the series for more money and you know what, when mass effect two comes out, and the new pro footall games come out, and army of two 2 come out, they are gonna do the same damn thing if webuy into this crap so do not buy battlefield bad company and heck dont buy from ea at all because they are jackassess.
woo take a stand, make some change.
This boycot is because ea is charging extra for guns in their new fps. They are, for the whole package with no additional guns, charging 60$ but if you want all the guns in the game they charge an extra 20$. They are just milking hardcore fans of the series for more money and you know what, when mass effect two comes out, and the new pro footall games come out, and army of two 2 come out, they are gonna do the same damn thing if webuy into this crap so do not buy battlefield bad company and heck dont buy from ea at all because they are jackassess.
woo take a stand, make some change.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Ufg Halo, halo ce, halo 2 vista, and more clan.
Here is a link to a great clan for halo and general pc gaming. You get free email, tons of posting space, and image/video hosting. Fridays are ufg gaming night, you can almost always find a ufg server on the internet on fridays, also people host articals about when they will have games. Check out this link if you are interested, go to new recruits come here.
http://www.unitedfederationofgaming.com/forums/index.php?sid=713cd8ee5aed251fd2b297839cb85b48
Steps: go to new recruits come here
2: afterwords go to introductions and click new post, you then write a small intro to who you are, what games you play, etc.
3: wait about 1 day or even a few hours for your name to become orange in the member board then you are official.
4: stay active. post interesting stuff every so often and join the ufg experience.
http://www.unitedfederationofgaming.com/forums/index.php?sid=713cd8ee5aed251fd2b297839cb85b48
Steps: go to new recruits come here
2: afterwords go to introductions and click new post, you then write a small intro to who you are, what games you play, etc.
3: wait about 1 day or even a few hours for your name to become orange in the member board then you are official.
4: stay active. post interesting stuff every so often and join the ufg experience.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
My game of the year awards 2007
Here are my nominations and winner of the game of the year award, tomyg addition.
Nominees
the orange box- a complete package would have been team fortress 2 alone but throw in portal and youve got one hell of a deal. Finally throw in all of the half life 2 saga to date and you have the best value for your money of 2007. tf2 is one of the best online multyplayer games in a long time an portal is one of the best puzzel games ive ever played.
Super mario galaxy- when i picked up galaxy i had low expectations due to my dislike of mario games as a whole but, after seeing good reviews on the internet, i decided to pick it up. i was very pleasenlty suprised but replay value is the one area this game is laking. but when you have a forty hou game, replay value isnt a huge concerne. This game is the best platformer ever and the best nintendo game of all time.
Cod4: modern warfare- This game kicks ass. a small but very well done campaign and amazing online multyplayer rivaled only by halo 3 and tf2 makes this one hell of a package. This is without a doubt the most polished shooter of 2007.
Halo 3- the game xbox 360 fans have waited for since the consoles release was not only the best shooter of 2007 but quite possibley the best online multyplayer game as well, rivaled only by cod4 and tf2. with forge and endless picture taking, movie making, stage building, and character creating, this is one hell of a game.
With all these great contenders i have to post a list of what made the winner the winner and the losers the losers.
Galaxy- galaxy was the first to be taken off due to lack of multyplayer and replay value but it is by no means anything but exeptional.
Cod4 modern warfare- cod4 was next to be taken off due to a short campaign and lack of custimizable features.
Tf2 v.s. halo 3- this was a hard one but the winner is HALO 3.
What eventually slipped it into halos favor is the huge customizable features and amazing online multiplayer that tf2 just couldnt match. The campaign wasnt as good as the half life 2 saga but online is where halo 3 shone through and the most importan factor in my mind.
cod4 vs. halo 3
Well it's the question of the year, which is better halo 3 or call of duty 4: modern warfare.
I will be putting catagories in bullet form and saying who i think should win in each catagory.
Graphics: cod4- realistic, stunning environments
Online play: halo 3- online co op and forge make it the most custimizable nline experience on any gaming system
Campaign- both- Cod4's campaign was a blast but to short, halo 3's campaign wasnt as enjoyable throughout but was longer and had many of those spine shivering moments.
custimazation: halo 3- forge.........thats all i have to say.
epic feel: halo 3- dear god, playing through this game feels so epic and with nonstop action throughout.
community online:cod4- cod4 just aquired more online players than halo 3, this could definitley be because it had more platforms it wa present on but even with microsofts amazing chokehold on the internet gaming scene, pc gaming and ps3 gaming seemed to have toppled the halo juggernaut on the internet.
Overall: halo 3- call me biased but halo 3 just had plain more options and tons of custimizable features. it was the shooter of 2007.
I will be putting catagories in bullet form and saying who i think should win in each catagory.
Graphics: cod4- realistic, stunning environments
Online play: halo 3- online co op and forge make it the most custimizable nline experience on any gaming system
Campaign- both- Cod4's campaign was a blast but to short, halo 3's campaign wasnt as enjoyable throughout but was longer and had many of those spine shivering moments.
custimazation: halo 3- forge.........thats all i have to say.
epic feel: halo 3- dear god, playing through this game feels so epic and with nonstop action throughout.
community online:cod4- cod4 just aquired more online players than halo 3, this could definitley be because it had more platforms it wa present on but even with microsofts amazing chokehold on the internet gaming scene, pc gaming and ps3 gaming seemed to have toppled the halo juggernaut on the internet.
Overall: halo 3- call me biased but halo 3 just had plain more options and tons of custimizable features. it was the shooter of 2007.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
halo noobs.
Because i have spent hours on youtube studying the way of the noob ima post some destinctive characteristics of the noob.
If you use rockets as your main source of kills
if you use vehichals as your main source of kills.
if you cannot snipe without running out of ammo from one clip on a single target.
if you do not love, like, or think the pistol is awsome
if you use fuel rod guns or rockets as the primary weapons on your servers.
if you think you rule for getting the most kills on a server with a vehical or heavy weapon
if you betray because someone on your team shot you to say "wait up"
if you betray to get your allies weapons.
if you are in a clan thats "proffessional" and think your the shit because your in it
if you have an aimbot
if you hack for anyreason to make you more powerfull than others
if you block portals
if you are named "newo1, lolololol, your mom, a vehichal, an asshole, betrayal, bann me"
if you are an annoyance to the online comunnity
if you get someone to tell servers to unbann you
if you write articals about things you do (i dont.........*cough* *hacker* *cough)
if your a damn hypocrit
if you think gears of war is better and complain on halo servers that halo sucks
if you start a new clan and threaten to kick people from it like a stupid moron
if you complain about people who snipe
if you camp with a flamethrower
if you camp with a tank
if you camp with a worthog
if you camp with a fuel rod cann............ forget it you get the point.
If you are banned from multiple servers for good reasons like betraying
if you complain about not being able to find a game your not banned from
if you complain about auto banning
if you perposefully get banned from servers
noob noob noob noob noob noob noob noob
Your a noob if you do this crap or if this crap applys to you....srry its true.
woo that was alot of work.....now onto my obsessive compolsive fan fiction.........awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
If you use rockets as your main source of kills
if you use vehichals as your main source of kills.
if you cannot snipe without running out of ammo from one clip on a single target.
if you do not love, like, or think the pistol is awsome
if you use fuel rod guns or rockets as the primary weapons on your servers.
if you think you rule for getting the most kills on a server with a vehical or heavy weapon
if you betray because someone on your team shot you to say "wait up"
if you betray to get your allies weapons.
if you are in a clan thats "proffessional" and think your the shit because your in it
if you have an aimbot
if you hack for anyreason to make you more powerfull than others
if you block portals
if you are named "newo1, lolololol, your mom, a vehichal, an asshole, betrayal, bann me"
if you are an annoyance to the online comunnity
if you get someone to tell servers to unbann you
if you write articals about things you do (i dont.........*cough* *hacker* *cough)
if your a damn hypocrit
if you think gears of war is better and complain on halo servers that halo sucks
if you start a new clan and threaten to kick people from it like a stupid moron
if you complain about people who snipe
if you camp with a flamethrower
if you camp with a tank
if you camp with a worthog
if you camp with a fuel rod cann............ forget it you get the point.
If you are banned from multiple servers for good reasons like betraying
if you complain about not being able to find a game your not banned from
if you complain about auto banning
if you perposefully get banned from servers
noob noob noob noob noob noob noob noob
Your a noob if you do this crap or if this crap applys to you....srry its true.
woo that was alot of work.....now onto my obsessive compolsive fan fiction.........awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
halo ce maps galore!!!!!!!!!
For people who want to download lots of halo ce maps here are some links to the best ones.
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?pg=3&fid=3596
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=2040
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=1770
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=2052
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=1196
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=2181
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=1114
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=824
And for people without custom edition here it is.
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=410
and now for the halo ce editing kit.
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=411
Big thanks to halomaps.org for the links and being the largest supplier of mods, halo ce maps, cheats and more. Halomaps.org rules wooooohoooooooo.
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?pg=3&fid=3596
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=2040
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=1770
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=2052
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=1196
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=2181
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=1114
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=824
And for people without custom edition here it is.
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=410
and now for the halo ce editing kit.
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=411
Big thanks to halomaps.org for the links and being the largest supplier of mods, halo ce maps, cheats and more. Halomaps.org rules wooooohoooooooo.
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